Stop the press! Got —- to —– keep —-up —–with —– the —- latest —— seo news…..
Today and probably every day’s news in the seo world…..
- LATEST! Google’s transparent monthly changes (were they tell you something about how google works, but actually, don’t tell you anything)
- BREAKING!! Google changes it’s logo….
- Stop The press! Panda update – followed by how to recover from Panda [insert number] – expect Penguin 2 overload soon
- White Hat Black Hat Greyhat ass hat craphat argument explodes and covers everybody in sh*t
- Google caught “lying” about something. Google denies it. It was like that when they got there, apparently
- Groundbreaking news with real insight to how ‘social’ affects Google search results is debunked by the first comment because of a total lack of scientific merit
- JUST FILMED – MC answering some basic question about [insert nonsense] nobody cares about any more
- Webmasterworld members have lost some traffic run for the hills
- Webmaster Tools has a new interface – woot! Oh — what’s that they have taken away? That’s not the useful part of it is it…..?
- Best practice {insert html element or attribute]
- Here’s a conference where you can go and learn about getting sold seo services – quotes include “man – this is the best conference I have ever been to” – source: conference organiser
- Here’s somebody from Google say “we don’t hate SEO”…..
- THANK the LORD! Google DOES NOT hate affiliates (unfortunately usually from a seo guru who have never actually tried to promote a 100% affiliate site on Google recently)
- Here’s somebody saying is seo is dead…. and here’s a response…. and here’s a response to that…..it is safe to say that saying something is dead is in fact dead as a dodo as a marketing strategy….. what’s that? Update - Apparently marketing is dead now as well. #mainstreammeme
- Google in “record fine” shock horror exclusive somewhere in the world
- Spammers are the reason Google doesn’t deliver the best results and
- Google is to blame for everything that is wrong in the world, according to spammers (define spammer: anybody who wants to rank higher for a keyword in Google, not using Google Adwords)
- Here’s Google pushing it’s own properties in , em, Google….. here’s Bing realising all it needs to do to beat Google is to clone 2008 Google and give Facebook 20% screen time.
- Here’s our industry leaders talking about outing people again (when they are not trying to rebrand SEO
- Google Forum alert! Google employee says your 5 page minisite with spun content and affiliate links is bollocks
- Here’s some seo selling you tools to analyse your site for bad backlinks (as if you don’t know exactly where and when your bad links were placed in the first place) – sign up now – PAY NOTHING NOW! pay next month when you have forgot to cancel your subscription
- Here’s 101 linkbuilding ideas you will never get around to doing (you probably only need to do one or two and lots of one and two….)
- Here’s some big site buying links…
- Here’s some big site selling links…
- Here’s some Bing seo tips and tools nobody gives a sh*& about (not yet anyway)
- Oh sweet lord Jesus……. that is a Pagerank update isn’t it…..
Kill me……
I wrote this a while ago but never shared it on the blog. Maybe I needed something to take my mind of it……. which is why I am not blogging regularly at the moment and have been focusing on work the last 6 months, and ignoring much of the discussions these days.
What you think? Is it just a jaded me or is a lot of the news and posts in seo a bit familiar week to week, month to month? Maybe I just read too much of it…. maybe I don’t read enough!
Anyways…. I got a lot more work done recently ignoring most of it.
PS – I will be updating the site shortly, and updating the free Hobo pdf for subscribers next month:





